Picture Story : Ump Life 4

Atuk tengah main2 ngan cucu. "Alala bucuk2~"


Mende disebelah kanan tu adalah katil.
Mengoptimumkan penggunaan ruang. Tidur bawah katil!


Sesetengah orang suka setadi berdiri. (Macam bukan aku yang amik gamba ni. tapi siapa?)


Kalau tengah sembang ngan awek, cenggini la jadinya. Biarkan jerung dengan labu-labunya.


Nak cuba pesyen rambut sebelah. Sebelah lagi botak. Pastu bawak kayu golf sambil jalan kat kuantan. Macam kaki pukul. Brutal giler.

Setolker - Aku Tak Kesah

Dah lama ak x wat kije2 photoshop neh.. tiba2 terasa gatal plak tangan nak bermain2 dengan idea baru..

Gambar ini aku hasilkan sebagai penghargaan khas untuk incik setolker.. Tahniah!!
Aku tak kisah pun ko nak ganggu blog aku~

Saje je ak tanak delete shout2 incik setolker dalam shoutbox aku tu.. nak bagi dia muhasabah diri sket.. Simpan lama2 buat kenangan..
Nanti ade gak pengalaman utk cite kt anak cucu die nanti..

Cerita incik setolker kepada cucunya:
"Atuk dah banyak pengalaman idup.. Dulu atuk ade awek pastu atuk tipu-tipu die, pastu atuk kne cerai..
Pahtu atuk jadik setolker ganggu idup die.. kawan2 die pun atuk kaco gak..
Atuk penah buat belog.. Dalam belog atuk purak2 jadi orang baik2.. Bagi2 nasihat kat orang..
Alah senang je sume tu.. Atuk dah besa jadi hipokrit.. xde masalah..
Cucu2 sume patut bangga dapat atuk macam ni.."

rionix ~ sayur la lelaki camtu. aku terasa nak tulis nama dia tapi aku rasa geli.

Picture Story : Back Home

Gamba pokok2 kat kebun..


Bukan keta aku.. keta ni nama dia limo.. Hai cik limo.. sihat?


Beradik2 tecik tyme kenduri kt ipoh.. Tapi ramai yang ak x kenai.. Ak kenai dak pepuan depan tu je.. nama die Hawa..
Anak sedara aku ade sorang nama Adam. Well~


Nak adiah!! Banyak2 macam niii!!! Satu kotak wajib harga minimum 100 hengget~

Rossi lagi

Rossi juara dunia MotoGP lagi

25/10/2009 4:41pm

Sepang 25 Okt. - Pelumba Itali, Valentino Rossi berjaya memenangi Kejuaraan Dunia MotoGP kali kedua berturut-turut selepas menduduki tangga ketiga MotoGP Malaysia di Litar Antarabangsa Sepang, sebentar tadi.

Kejuaraan itu merupakan kejuaraan keempat Rossi dengan pasukan Yamaha dan kejuaraan dunia ketujuh secara keseluruhan.

Jorge Lorenzo, yang merupakan saingan terdekat Rossi, menamatkan perlumbaan di tempat keempat manakala pelumba Australia, Casey Stoner memenangi MotoGP Malaysia kali ini.

Utusan Malaysia - 25 Oktober 2009

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Kenapa tetiba Rossi ni? Ntah. Aku x minat die. But somebody here does.

Kawan ak penah tanya

X : Kenapa rossi ske bawak moto?

Aku : Sebab die ske bawak moto la.

X : Sebab dia boleh pakai helmet.. Leh tutup rambut dia yang klaka tu.

Tah paper. Tapi rambut dia mmg klaka.

Taylor Swift - Mary's Song (Oh My My My)

Lagu ini sangat sweet.. huhu
pompuan tu jatuh cinta time diorang tecik2 agi..
pastu mak ayah diorang selalu usik diorang..

laki tu penah cakap nak pukul pepuan tu, tapi x penah buat..
sampai la diorang ke tua, diorang masih in love..

"i was seven and you were nine
i looked at you like the stars that shine"

"and i'll be eighty-seven you'll be eighty-nine
i still look at you like the stars that shine"



~ aku rindu zaman kanak2..
~taylor swift comel. tp masih bukan pilihan hatiku.. haha
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Taylor Swift - Mary's Song (Oh My My My)

she said
i was seven and you were nine
i looked at you like the stars that shine
in the sky
the pretty lights

and our daddys used to joke about the two of us
growing up and falling in love
and our mommas smiled
and rolled their eyes
and said oh my my my

took me back to the house in the backyard tree
said you'd beat me up you were bigger than me
you never did
you never did

took me back when our world was one bike ride
i dared you to kiss me and ran when you tried
just two kids-you and i
oh my my my my

Well i was sixteen when suddenly
I wasn't that little girl you used to see
But you're eyes still shined
like pretty lights
and our daddys used to joke about the two of us
they never believed we'd really fall in love
and our mommas smiled
and rolled their eyes
and said oh my my my

took me back to the creek this weekday night
two a.m. riding in your truck
and all i knew was you next to me

took me back to the time we had our very first fight
slamming of doors instead of kissing goodnight
you stayed outside
'til the morning light
oh my my my my

a few years had gone and come around
were sitting at our favorite spot in town
and you looked at me got down on one knee
took me back to the time when we walked down the aisle
our whole time came and our mommas cried
and you said i do
and i did too
took me home where we met so many years before
where we rock our babies on the very front porch
after all this time you and i

and i'll be eighty-seven you'll be eighty-nine
i still look at you like the stars that shine
in the sky
oh my my my my

Picture Story : Stupid Sign

Copy gamba dari blog pidot


Tanak org baling batu jgn la wat papan tanda.. Dowh..


Papan tanda ini buat ak rasa nak pagi penampar kt dier..


You dont talk bulsheet with me ar.. i da tua tau..


Buang sampah masyarakat boleh?

Picture Story : Ump Life 3

Melingkupkan monitor...


Aksesori komputer.. murah je..


Kemas gler bilik aku..


Teka lah sape ni..

Rindu kat dia..

Sangat canggeh tajuk aku. Apatah lagi dalam zaman sekarang bile lecterer ske bukak blog2 student..

Semalam aku bkk friendster. Da sangat lama x menjenguk fs. Mesti fs tu da rindu kt ak.
Tekan kt group, cuba mencarik member2 lama yang aku belum add. Tetiba ak jumpe someone yang agak familiar. Trus ak add.

Da makin comel lak dia skang. Espesyelly ble da lama x jupe die. Rasa macam nak pegi mengurat.. tapi dia dah ade buah ati! Rugi2. Nyesal aku x ngorat die dulu2.

Kalau skang ni dia datang dan ngorat ak, da mmg komfem2 ak akan terima. Siyes x tipu. Nak tunggu ak ngorat die, mmg xkan la. Sbb ak xkan ngorat sesape pun skang ni.

Die sangat baek. Dan aku betul2 maksudkannya.
Kalau dengan dia.. Mungkin kini dunia aku berbeza.
Mungkin, dan cuma mungkin. Saya tidak menggunakan mana2 penjamin.

~ Terasa ingin mengupload gamba die besar2 kt sini. Tapi nanti pakwe die marah.

Tahniah SRG

Ak baru bali ump lepas family day perkasa. ble ak login S2, WW MATRIXXX da siap.

Kepada SRG, Walaupun korang x sempat siapkan WW, namun korang tetap top2 player.

"Raja Bursa" merupakan pemerintah empayar peribadi yang terbesar, diikuti oleh "teddy" dan "shalique".
"zippo" ialah penyerang paling gagah dan terkuat pada zaman ini, komander yang paling menakutkan.
"Shah" ialah pembela yang cemerlang, membunuh musuh-musuhnya di pagarnya, melumurkan kawasan sekeliling kampungnya dengan darah mereka.

Erm.. bilakah aku akan jadi top player..
Ak da penat men neh. Tinggal seber my4 je yg ak masih ada..

Picture Story : Ump Life 2

Kucing pun tgh belajar soil.. Adik paku neh.. gempak beb!


Ala.. jangan la tengok tangan tu time speaking mandarin!
Tapi.. Aiman x kesah..


Mereka tidak membawak sebarang toyol time speaking mandarin.. Hebat bukan? Tapi.. Nanti dulu..


Rupanya skrip lakonan ada di depan mata.. Bertulis tangan lak tu.. Oyeah!


Ini pulak skrip bertulis komputer.. Sungguh best kalau final exam leh wat camni.. Jawapan terawang2 depan mata..

Picture Story : It was worthless anyways..

Katun ni ade makna tersendiri bagi ak.. tapi ak malas nak bercerita pepagi buta neh..

Picture Story : Ump Life

Air zat besi.. minum boleh jadi urat dawai tulang besi..


Makan2.. ak baru lepas pegi beraya..


Kecik2 x sempat men ketapi2, camni la jadinya..


Majlis minum2.. time buka puasa UMP.. minum la air seratus tambah tu sampai mabuk..


Haha.. paku pun bole stadi... canggeh!

Picture Story : Lalat pun fanni

"Terimalah kenyataan.. Saya lagi tinggi dari awak.."


"Ramainya beratur.. Ble UMP nak tambah tandas neh.."


"Sape nak bunuh diri, meh beratur sini.."


"Injit2 lalat, sapa bodoh terbang ke atas.."


Seekor lalat sedang mabuk bermain kuda kepang..


"Agak2 kalau kita berjemur ni, kulit kita boleh jadi gelap tak?"


"Penat la sial.. Ada sayap pun kne lari ke dowh?"

Picture Story

Mailbox generasi baru.. dipasaran November 1988 nanti..


Korang tau tak ni menatang pa? Menatang ni nama dia TV Komputer.
Sony Vaio L adalah gabungan TV dan Komputer.. siap ada touchscreen agi..

Many television sets, such as the world's thinnest LCD display, come with built-in media features and HDMI ports, but you have to add your own computer for web browsing. The Sony VAIO L is not only a touchscreen TV, it features an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, Windows 7 Premium, Wi-Fi, and even a Blu-ray player. Prices start at $1,300.

Korang main game LAN ngan member2 korang reramai, pastu tetiba datang agi sorang member, dan korang dapati dah takde tempat untuk die.. Takkan korang nak cakap :"Woi bodow, blah la.. sini xde tempat untuk ko.." Sian plak kt die.
Solution? Macam gambar di atas. Amik binding tape, ikat die kt beam atas tu..


Kipas tanpa bilah. x perlu risau lagi tangan korang terputus ble sentuh bilah kipas jenis biasa2.

Dyson unveils the Air Multiplier, the world's first bladeless fan. Available in 10-inch ($300) or 12-inch ($330) models, this gadget "has no blades, but instead uses a unique technology to multiply air, expelling 119 gallons of smooth and uninterrupted air every second."


Korang baru bli satu kerusi yang cantik. Ble korang baring baru korang perasan badan korang jadi luka2 sebab banyak duri kat kerusi tu. Korang pun pegi saman orang yang cipta kerusi tu. Dapat la dalam dua, tiga juta.


Bawak kereta dalam air. Boleh bawak pompuan sund*l cam mamat dalam gamba tu. Sial la.

WaterCar Inc has come out with a high-performance car that can reach freeway speeds [0-60 mph in 4.5 seconds] in the water. The doors were modified to keep the water out and allow easy access from the water.


Orang tetua cakap cinta tu macam puzzle. macam maze. dan macam whatever lagi.